BELPHEGOR!
These guys pwn!

I've fallen off the wagon.. I've been called back to the house which hell built.. OK my Commercial music listening friends, allow me to introduce you to something different... Are you angry? Did your mom throw away your best porno mag? Well sorry.. that song is not embeddable... I hate that shit... srly... Do you not want people to hear your shit?
Ok back on topic.... The "new" King Diamond video..

I've been a fan since the 80's.. yes I really am 30....

How about some Slayer? Yes, they made more songs then "Raining Blood"

"Seasons in the Abyss".. Their best Album IMHO...
Ok still too commercial for you? check these guys out... http://www.myspace.com/kryptillusion ... Swedish Metal is right.... damn I love that shit....

Ok, now that you have seen this stuff... please introduce me to some good shit... And if anyone can explain to me why the "one syndrome" seems to be repeating it's self.. please enlighten me...

Oh and BUY King Diamond "Give Me Your Soul... Please"....

Just have grown tired of it all... AGAIN... I'll be back when it's fun again... Buy King Diamond "Give Me Your Soul... Please"....

Welcome home... "Them"

Sleepless Nights "Conspiracy"

New Stuff "Give me your soul"

Discuss... or something...

I got the "package" today... Thanks Mindchamber, Luis, and Tom! Damn now I wish I didn't waste my front page post :(
Just when the user base was getting me down.. you guys restored my drive.. Thanks :)

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
443051
It is finally done, thanks to SAK and some last minute work... Sorry kenny... :(

Ok .. now for something totally different...

A question.... How can you go from this...

To this???

OK before you freak... I'm not dissin' Pain or Peter... I'm just asking the question...

SLAYER!! The only of "the top 4" to remain "real"... << had to say that.. :P

I would like to publicly thank him for this. Very nice. Go ahead a bitch about it here if you want, but try to at least be mildly entertaining.
New KK collab in the works, hopefully it will be done soon.. We're doing sprites.. literally :P

Also for those who say the KK only makes crap.. I compiled a little list..
Kenny
Greeen
BFK
Kottbullar
SAK
Kitty Krew X-mas
The KK only makes crap argument, is invalid.. You could say we have made a lot of crap, but to say only.. makes you look dumb... (and my typing makes me look dumb) :P

I'm glad to have gotten the Voting Karma Game completed... What a complete PITA... Also if there are any tut requests.. I'm listening.. ;)

Also the thing that pisses me off the most... Stolen shit being submitted..
Your movie must not be someone else's work! We will delete your account as punishment. If you see something you like elsewhere, ask them to submit it, or notify us. errrr this should read movie/game...

Sadly too much stolen crap has been getting through judgment.. This needs to change... Any ideas on how to change it?
I have one... Any new user wanting to submit a game would need to have it reviewed like the audio portal.... The only problem I can see with my idea is that someone/many someones will have to review them... Solution... Portal Mods.. Oh no not those! Yes those... Anyone have a better idea?

I'm bored, not too much going on so I thought I would post this..

Flash Submitting Rules:

1) The most important of all.... NEVER, NEVER use the word "blam" in your comments... I'd say about 85 to 90% of the time, this will get your flash blammed.

2) Do not submit a flash without a working preloader! At the very least use a NG preloader, but making your own is not that difficult. If you are completely clueless my tut will show you how to put a preloader in.

3) Learn how to use sound properly.. AS Main has lots of handy tutorials on most things. If you require more, NG has a tutorial collection.

4) DO NOT let your movie loop! There are at least two ways to keep it from happening. My favorite is stop(); Put stop(); in the last frame of your movie and bingo.. NO loop...

Those are the 4 biggies, there are more, but let's just start with those.

BTW, I like Llamas and Alpacas.. not sure why...

I've been doing a lot of thinking and I came to a conclusion. I am wasting my time submitting shit here. Almost everything I make is in direct conflict with what these people want. I do not think video game parodies are funny anymore, I don't own a video camera, and I don't draw naked chicks getting off (want porn? use google). So I thought hey I'll make games, but wait... either they are too hard or too easy, they don't star Mario or Sonic... See where I'm going here? I seem to have nothing in common with most of the flash viewing people here... I don't like beating my head against a wall.. so why continue?

Once tomy is done "cleaning up" The Voting Karma game.. I'll submit it, then I'm done... submitting here... but not with flash, cuz flash rocks.

Note: Retarded Comments Will Be Deleted.. I had to put up with that shit from reviewers but I don't here...thx